Thursday, October 8, 2009

Memo to Charles Rangle

Mr. Rangle,

Recent news reports indicated that you have forgotten the teachings of the Great Leader: "Thrift should be the guiding principle in our government expenditure. It should be made clear to all government workers that corruption and waste are very great crimes."

---------------- From the Selected Works of Mao TseTung, 1934.

We will expect you to report to the re-education camp forthwith.

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